Political Sillimericks
Trump and Boehner – fruit colored One, nationalist, the other a dullard One weeps uncontrollably The other, a king, wannabe Neither eats greens that are collard John and Don, with the hue of a carrot […]
Tag: John Boehner
Boehner’s Miracle Cure
“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]
Boehner Vets Pope’s Speech
House Speaker, John Boehner remains guarded about Pope Francis’ upcoming visit. “We’re walking on eggshells here,” says Boehner, “If we let the Pope address Congress with Jumbotrons on the Mall, next thing you know, we’re […]
Boehner’s Up!
In light of the political climate of the US, I have decided that it might be time to infuse some weak humor into the weak world known as Congress. Hope it at least brings a […]
Bigfoot Hoax in Pennsylvania
Bigfoot experts said they had photo evidence of a Bigfoot creature lurking in the woods of Pennsylvania. As it turns out, another person familiar with the exact spot in those Pennsylvania woods, sent his own […]
Learning To Compromise, The Hard Way
Just tell me we haven’t all been here: A guy in Arkansas recently answered his door and encountered a pair of Jehovah’s Witnesses. The two women persisted with their futile efforts at conversion until the […]
Politics of Change
Politics are so boring. I think we need to spice things up, and pass into law a WWE style cage match instead of the endless droning that currently happens on the floor of Congress — […]
The Plight of the Non-Essential Government Worker
So, here we are in the middle of a budget war. At this point, even if Congress get its act together and agrees on a budget and avoids a long-standing federal government shut down, it […]