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Dinosaurs May Be Key to Government Reform

October 15, 2013
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government shutdown, dinosaurs, cloning, washington politics, obamacare

John Hartnett

Not much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was rescued and ultimately raised by a pair of opposums. Sadly, they died when I was very young. At least I think they died. From there I joined the Merchant Marines and was the only toddler in World War II to sink a Japanese battleship while being burped. When I returned to the states, I got a job at Gimbels Department Store and have been there ever since even though they went out of business in 1986. I have always valued loyalty over money and if that's wrong, talk to my wife. You'd get along famously. I am the author of the humor collection, "The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories" and write a comedy blog called The Monkey Bellhop. I live in NJ. I know. I wish you could all live here, too.

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3 Responses to Dinosaurs May Be Key to Government Reform

  1. October 15, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Science doing real-world good.

  2. October 15, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    I can only hope that someone, somewhere is working on this idea! I believe it has such merit! Is there a kickstarter for this?

  3. October 15, 2013 at 11:46 am

    Actually a dinosaur would even get lost in the D.C. gridlock and die from malnourishment. The mire within the Beltway is all-consuming.



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