It’s widely accepted by me and my whiskey that Humphrey Bogart is the only male role model that kids should look up to. Looking up to your dad is fine if you’re Stephen Humphrey Bogart […]
The logic of the massively confused and moronically stupid is something to behold. I’m not pointing the finger at anyone in particular and I’ll be the first to admit that I get confused to the […]
Rumour is that Chaz Bono’s about to jump on the bandwagon and start a fast food franchise called — USED-To-Be-A-Chick-fil-A.
My neighbor invited me to a baking party she was hosting for some friends who all hail from Transylvania or as they call it “the old country”. The women are going to make their favorite […]
Recently, Kirk Cameron said he thinks homosexuality is unnatural. I have to admit this came as quite a surprise. Despite appearances to the contrary, I honestly thought all of the Seaver kids—and not just Carol—were […]