Pat Robertson: God Controls Stock Market

PAT ROBERTSON SAYS GOD CONTROLS STOCK MARKET “The stock market plunge,” says televangelist Pat Robertson, “is God’s punishment for our government funding Planned Parenthood.” Whoa! A hot damn… whoa! We knew Pat told us God […]

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If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.

The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”.  I ripped up as many documents as I could lay […]

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When Bad Things Happen To Good Chicken

So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is […]

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Kirk Cameron, Homosexuality, Gay Marriage & Veal

Recently, Kirk Cameron said he thinks homosexuality is unnatural. I have to admit this came as quite a surprise. Despite appearances to the contrary, I honestly thought all of the Seaver kids—and not just Carol—were […]

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