Mardi Gras For Yankees
As a former New Orleans resident I wish to inform you readers in the northernmost part of this country (and I’ll throw you Canadians reading this into this mixture too) that Mardi Gras works well […]
Tag: New Orleans
Herding Chestnut Trees and Eating Them with Beef
Croatian Entree BEEF WITH CHESTNUTS INGREDIENTS 1 pound chestnuts6 cups water1 large onion1½ pounds sirloin, tenderloin, or rump2 tablespoons vegetable oil½ tablespoon paprika½ teaspoon pepper½ teaspoon salt1 cup water Serves 4. Takes 1 hour 20 […]
Forgotten Jazz Superstar Comes to Life in First-Ever Biography by Con Chapman
HumorOutcasts.com is proud to show off the latest work from one of our most prolific writers Con Chapman Rabbit’s Blues: The Life and Music of Johnny Hodges (University of Oxford Press, September 2019) Pays […]
You Can’t Curse At Antarctic Dogs in England, and other strange laws
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK You probably think the US Congress, our nation’s legislative body, comes up with some really crazy laws and makes insane, or at least dumb, decisions. You’d be right. However, they’re […]
Chicken Piccata and the Escargot Express
Italian Entree CHICKEN PICCATA INGREDIENTS 4 (6 ounce) chicken breasts 3 tablespoons flour ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ cup butter 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 table spoons chicken broth ¼ cup white wine […]
Witch Gets Restraining Order Against Warlock
Here’s a belated Halloween story that will restore your faith in America’s legal system: In Salem, Massachusetts, a witch was granted a restraining order against a warlock! Lori Bruno, 75-year-old Salem witch (above) sued 45-year-old […]
Pat Robertson: God Controls Stock Market
PAT ROBERTSON SAYS GOD CONTROLS STOCK MARKET “The stock market plunge,” says televangelist Pat Robertson, “is God’s punishment for our government funding Planned Parenthood.” Whoa! A hot damn… whoa! We knew Pat told us God […]
Dr. Economics – Stock Opportunities After a Limited Nuclear War
Hold on, eager investors, I’m not going to mislead you. Not every stock is going to rise during a limited nuclear war. There will, however, be a few nuggets here and there. But first, let’s […]
Conservative Leaders Gather In New Orleans Hoping to Avoid Gays, Blacks
The RedState Gathering is convening in New Orleans this week for its fifth year. The RedState website explains that the gathering is where like-minded conservative activists gather to hook up, meet face to face, and […]