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Jesus Decides To Stage Second Coming In November

November 4, 2024November 7, 2024 rfreed

Jesus, only child of Jehovah and his potential heir should God possess the ability to die, due to recent political events on earth has decided to stage his long awaited Second Coming on this November […]

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Uncategorized2008 Presidential election, Nov. 6th, Trump Hell, Trump Jesus, Trump's Rapture

FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS.

September 11, 2024 rfreed

Rolling Stone- “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchinest President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy- “Bill Clinton! We’d be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in […]

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UncategorizedCosmopolitan, Ebony, Maxim, playboy, punch, Vogue

Alternative Web News Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.

June 28, 2024 rfreed

A side development of the current Israeli/Palestinian conflict is the Israeli annexing of further Palestinian land for their ever-swelling population of newcomers. According to U.N. accords the land once called Palestine was divided into specific […]

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UncategorizedIsrael Palestine, Netanyahu, West Bank land grab

You Can’t Call It A Witch Hunt If You Really Are A Witch…..

May 29, 2024 rfreed
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Fiction, UncategorizedFake News, Stormy Daniels, Trump, Trump trials, witch hunt

Netanyahu Has A Message For The American People

May 23, 2024May 23, 2024 rfreed

Greetings to the world outside Israel.   It is time that I addressed the situation in my Israel to you. Now that the poles in other countries (they are not allowed here) are showing me […]

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UncategorizedGaza war, Israel repression, Israel/Palestine conflict, modern apartheid, Netanyahu, Nut-AndYahoo, Palestine

Untrue! We Managed To Fit 15 Inside Our Port-A-Potty!

May 19, 2024May 19, 2024 rfreed

We did have to take a loooooong shower afterwards……

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Uncategorizedhow many can you fit inside?, port a potty, workman's toilet

You Will Be The Special Topping Of The Night!

May 4, 2024 rfreed

This is a real sign outside a pizza place in Oaxaca, Mexico. Possible captions for it: 1- Um…..just what sort of meat did you say was on that? 2- Yes, you do have a great […]

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UncategorizedFriday the 13th, Jason Voorhees, machete, Oaxaca, pizza

A Song In Tribute To All The Happy Creatures I Found When I Entered My Studio In Oaxaca, Mexico

April 27, 2024 rfreed

A Song In Tribute To All The Happy Creatures I Found When I Entered My Studio In Oaxaca, Mexico   Lyrics in celebration of what I find on my floor, wall and ceiling some afternoons […]

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4 CommentsUncategorizedbugs, critters, doggies, Mexico, Oaxaca

Yeah, Right! I Bet Soy Tupperware Would Work About As Well As The Lentil Fry Pan I Bought One Time…..

April 12, 2024April 13, 2024 rfreed

It turned into a burnt blob the first time I tried to use it!!!

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3 CommentsUncategorized'Organic ' cookware, lentils, Soy, tupperware

Siamese Twin Bananas!

April 9, 2024April 9, 2024 rfreed

Don’t worry! I quickly put them out of their misery!

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3 CommentsUncategorizedbananas, mercy killing, Siamese twins

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