[Author’s note: For maximum effect, this article is intended to be read at a fast pace, preferably with a thick New Jersey mobster accent. – TEJ] THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID COMMERCIAL FROM MARVIN GUERKIN, […]
McDonald’s is launching its newest menu item, Mighty Wings, on September 9th. They see their new chicken product as a threat to such competitors as Wendy’s and Burger King because their McWings are bone-in chicken. […]
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