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Welcome to Skiing

February 25, 2020February 29, 2020 Tim Jones

So, you’ve finally decided to take up the adrenaline-pumping sport of downhill skiing. Congratulations! I’m confident that, in no time, with a little advanced planning, you’ll be swishing between moguls, mastering hot dog aerials and […]

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Somewhere In The Colorado High Country…

January 24, 2019 rfreed
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I Was Snubbed by the U.S. Olympic Ski Team

February 19, 2018February 19, 2018 Tim Jones

Dear U.S. Olympic Ski Team: Congratulations on an outstanding Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea. And hey, that 22-year-old Mikaela Shiffrin was impressive on the giant slalom. Well done. I just have one minor complaint […]

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Excerpt from HO’s James Kobak: The Wimp’s Guide to Cross-Country Skiing

January 7, 2017January 7, 2017 James Kobak

      If HO has one thing it’s a plethora of attorney writers–or  is it writer attorneys? I think we should start our own law firm: Laughing with Lawyers.  What do you all think? […]

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A Quick History of Snowboarding

December 27, 2016December 28, 2016 rfreed
History of Snowboarding for Snowboarding History Buffs

For Those Snowboarders Who Can Actually Concentrate On Something For More Than Five Seconds   Most sports enthusiasts are under the mistaken impression that the fine art of snowboarding is a recent development. Of course, […]

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WARNING: Do NOT Ski Until You Read These 7 Rules!

February 9, 2013 Theresa Wiza

With winter so close, who isn’t thinking of white powder, steep hills, sledding, and skiing? In a word, me. Skiing – what horrific memories that word conjures for me. I can honestly say that NOBODY […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationships, Sportshow not to ski, ski rules, skiing

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