Unicorn Bites 9/3/14
4-year-old: I said I wanted ice in my cup! Me: I put it in there an hour ago. It melted. 4: Things don’t just disappear! My sanity did. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 3, 2014 […]
4-year-old: I said I wanted ice in my cup! Me: I put it in there an hour ago. It melted. 4: Things don’t just disappear! My sanity did. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 3, 2014 […]
Me: "Am I pretty?" 3-year-old daughter: "Boys aren’t pretty. They’re handsome." Me: "Am I handsome?" 3-year-old: "No." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 22, 2013 Turning on a guy is like flipping a light […]