I read this clever toilet-cleaning tip: Drop two denture-cleaning tablets into the bowl and let set over night. In the morning, brush then floss…I mean flush.
I was recently talking on the phone with a friend. We were both quite excited about the new bike carrier he’d bought for his car. Yes, my world is that big. “Best of all,” my […]
Dear Lord, please remind me why I shouldn’t strangle my older children for telling our five-year-old son if he covers his grandpop’s corns with dirt while he’s napping they’ll grow popcorn trees and if he puts his grandma’s dentures in backward it’ll cause her to eat her […]
Dear Lord, please tell grandmom I’m really, really sorry for putting super glue in grandpop’s denture adhesive. He still can’t talk too good, but grandmom gave me $50 thanking me for the best three days of peace […]
Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report. Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t […]