Will I be a grandfather or a grandmother?

Yeah, life. It’s a thing, ain’t it? You’re rolling along, way too busy, doing too much of what you don’t really want to do and not enough of what you do. Then, one day, you […]
Yeah, life. It’s a thing, ain’t it? You’re rolling along, way too busy, doing too much of what you don’t really want to do and not enough of what you do. Then, one day, you […]
My youngest daughter is a very successful business owner. As owner and manager of an upscale consignment boutique that looks more like a fancy designer apparel and accessory shop than it does a second-hand clothing […]
Dear Lord, please forgive our 3-year-old grandson’s snowy entrepreneurial mistake. When he asked if we wanted to buy his lemon snow cones from his winter lemonade stand we didn’t realize our dogs were his silent […]
Dear Lord, please remind our granddaughter’s lovely teenage friend who graciously offered to make us pizza for dinner. When the directions say remove the plastic from the frozen pizza then place in oven, it means […]
Me: What do you want for Christmas? My brother: Pants. I don’t care what kind. Me: *buys him assless chaps* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 23, 2013 Me: If I eat another bite, […]
Dear Lord, please give me the knowledge and the insight to answer my 7-year-old grandson’s question. “If Andy, Barney and Opie live in Mayberry and cousin Clyde lives in Lewisberry . . . who lives […]
Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]
Dear Lord, please tell grandmom I’m really, really sorry for putting super glue in grandpop’s denture adhesive. He still can’t talk too good, but grandmom gave me $50 thanking me for the best three days of peace […]
You are almost 60-years old. The nest has been empty for quite a while. You’ve worked all of your life and were looking forward to those quiet husband and wife moments of travel, volunteer and […]