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Friday Humor Devotional

August 3, 2012
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Dear Lord, please remind me why I shouldn’t strangle my older children for telling our five-year-old son  if he covers his grandpop’s corns with dirt while he’s napping they’ll grow popcorn trees and if he puts his grandma’s dentures in backward it’ll cause her to eat her own brain and become a zombie,  Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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5 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. August 4, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Deb, I forgot to comment here yesterday. I commented on all the social media places but not here. Anyway, I know this family. They are a little west of Harrisburg in the land known as Pennsyltucky or down the road from you in North Carolina. Same families seem to breed and spread their gene pool everywhere.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 4, 2012 at 1:25 am

    Your older kids are obviously future humor writers.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 4, 2012 at 8:00 am

      . . . or prisoners in some Moroccan jail. Thanks Kathy! 😉

  3. August 3, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Because your older children will grow up with great imagination and that is all we can really ask of our children apart from the hope that they will make us rich!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 4, 2012 at 7:57 am

      I agree Bill, one can only hope . . . and the “make us rich” is just icing on the insanity cake!



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