Nobody gets to drive this but me
I don’t like house chores at all, but my wife and I recently bought a new vacuum and I’ve since changed my attitude about carpet-cleaning duties. Let me break down the model we bought. First […]
Tag: cleaning
Keeping It Real
I bumped into an ex-girlfriend and we had a laugh, reminiscing about the surreal old days. I asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she picked up her phone and logged on to […]
Unicorn Bites 2/16/14
Wife: *cleans like crazy* Me: Calm down. It’s my mom coming over, not the pope. *my mom walks in with the pope* Wife: Mother fucker… — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 16, 2014 My 1-year-old figured […]
I NEED A WHAT?
A colonoscopy. The scary “C” word. Something I have been putting off for awhile. This is what you get for your birthday once you hit fifty. “Hey, happy birthday! Here’s your present—a gift wrapped colonoscopy!” […]
HO– USEWORK (Dedicated to Our Valiant Female Ancestors)
Eve didn’t know how good she had it there in the Garden of Eden. She and Adam didn’t live in a house, so she never had to clean. They ate with their hands, so there […]
I’ve Got the Housework Blues
Ever since the first humans learned to walk upright, housework has been relegated to women. While the men were out hunting, fighting the tribe from the other side of the hill, getting themselves killed and […]
When Parents Visit
This week, I was lucky enough to have my parents visit us. It has been a long time since they made the treks, so I wanted everything to be perfect. It’s funny about parents. […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: Household Hints
1. Never move into an apartment that is too small to fit your furniture, unless you hate your furniture and are looking for a reason to throw it out that won’t make you feel guilty […]