You know how much I hate mopping floors. If you even HINT that you are going to overflow again and flood my bathroom floor and the adjacent hallway, I will not only rip you from the floor and throw you into the basement with the rest of the trash, I will personally load you onto the Sanitation Department truck that will take you to the city dump. I’ll even ride with the Sanitation guys to the dump, to make sure they put you in the dirtiest, smelliest part of it.
You will be replaced with a younger model.
Consider this a warning. Ignore it, and you will be sorry. Obey it and I’ll let you live.