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Gadgets, My Guy, and Rambo

December 27, 2019 Karen Galatz
Gadgets, My Guy and Rambo

For most people, culinary single-use devices like strawberry hullers and cherry pitters are handy time-savers. But for cooking-klutz me, they are cabinet space-stealing clutter, rarely, if ever, used. I’ve got ceramic pie weights to hold […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipshousehold, household hacks, marriage, Rambo, relationships, Reno

Millennials Don’t Give a Sheet

June 21, 2019 Karen Galatz

I couldn’t sleep last night. As I tossed and turned, I read an article that got me in a dither: Millennials don’t give a sheet! That’s right – they are rejecting top sheets. So, of […]

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To My Wife

January 20, 2017 Michael Picarella

I suppose you’ll call this a confession when you read it. I don’t like the word confession, but something’s been weighing heavy on my conscience and I just want to set you right about one […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledishwasher, Double Indemnity, family, funny, household, humor, marriage, noir

Kathy’s Points to Remember: Household Hints

September 17, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

1. Never move into an apartment that is too small to fit your furniture, unless you hate your furniture and are looking for a reason to throw it out that won’t make you feel guilty […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponcleaning, funny, funny lists, household, household hints, household humor, humor, Kathy Minicozzi

The War of the Invader

February 9, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

The stillness is disquieting – not even a television or a radio.  Even the cat is quietly napping on the couch, oblivious to the menace in the kitchen.  But I can see it, trying to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefunny, household, household humor, housework, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi

How Can Soap Get Germs and Other Life Mysteries

August 31, 2011 Pattie Byrd

I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser.  Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponhousehold, kids, personal grooming

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