I have no sympathy for you, Useless Man. If you’re gonna put on clothes, you’re gonna draw attention to yourself…
Tag: Lazy
Wife not pushy about Amazon dash buttons
My wife goes along with my random ponderings—theories about the universe, why things happen as they do, world issues and, of course, why American life isn’t complete without Amazon dash buttons. “Have you seen those […]
Unicorn Bites 10/30/13
I’m curious what it’s like to get enough sleep. Not curious enough to go to bed earlier, but if someone did a study, I’d read about it. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, […]
Lazy Kids Never Get Diddled
When I was in Catholic school and was finally old enough to become an altar boy, I eagerly went to the meeting to sign up. To be honest, I can’t remember why I wanted to be […]
Americans Aren’t Lazy. Except When You’re Teenagers. And Then, Yeah….You’re Pretty Lazy
As a Brit, I’ve heard all the cruel stereotypes about ‘yanks’. Even the one that suggests Americans are lazy. And, it’s actually, really NOT true. There are statistics to prove it. Except when you’re kids […]