Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. It took me a long time to become average but I’ve finally arrived and the first thing I’m going to do is highlight a little known paint problem. Paint problems don’t get nearly as much coverage as they deserve but just like Nuns and clowns, they do exist:
Paint problems don’t get nearly as much coverage as they deserve but just like Nuns and Clowns, they do exist.

Perhaps we should make the people in charging of painting streets take a spelling test before they get this job. Yes, that would work.
Agreed, we’ll make them take a spelling test. As long as those in charge of the spelling test can spell, we should be fine. What happens if those in charge of the spelling test, can’t spell?