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Flaming Snowblower Update

March 5, 2026March 1, 2026 Mark R Hunter

So, we found out why our snowblower caught fire, and I think you’ll find it ironic. First of all, I was the only one who ever operated the snowblower. It’s important to know that Emily […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyfire, maintenance, maintenance fail, snow, snow removal, snowblower, winter, winter hatred

Murphy’s Law Is Very Clear

September 30, 2021September 29, 2021 Mark R Hunter

 Murphy’s Law can be very clear on certain points. Most of us are familiar with Murphy’s Law #1, which states that if anything can possibly go wrong, it will. There’s also Murphy’s Corollary #14, which […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyaccidents, Car, car accidents, cars, Chevy, driving, maintenance, maintenance fail, murphy's law, Nissan, transportation, vehicles

Nice Fall, Have a Good Trip

October 27, 2017October 27, 2017 Mark R Hunter

It was a strange day, in that I did home maintenance work, but didn’t get hurt. Not exactly. I closed all the storm windows, and replaced some screens. I still have creases in some of […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifeautumn, epic fail, falls, Home Improvement, home maintenance, home maintenance fail, maintenance fail, medical stuff

Revenge of the Water Heater

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mark R Hunter

The thing about a water heater is that it’s supposed to heat water–hence the name–and then hold aforementioned heated water until you let it out. If the water gets out before you want it to, […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, TechnologyHome Improvement, home maintenance, maintenance, maintenance fail, plumbing, tools, water heaters

Water Heater Mayhem

April 26, 2017April 26, 2017 Mark R Hunter

A certain percentage of the population will insist that if they can do something, it’s easy for anyone to do. Example: I take a woodworking class in high school (because an industrial arts class was […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, TechnologyHome Improvement, home maintenance, maintenance, maintenance fail, power tools, tools

Well played, Murphy’s Law

September 24, 2014 Mark R Hunter

When I started to close my garage door last night, the old springs broke and the door dragged me to the concrete in half a second, basically doing a sort of full-nelson body slam on […]

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