So, we found out why our snowblower caught fire, and I think you’ll find it ironic.
First of all, I was the only one who ever operated the snowblower. It’s important to know that Emily shares none of the blame. It’s also important to know that I did not attempt to fix it, so the self-repair restraining order was not violated. Emily, on the other hand, downloaded the user manual (thus bypassing my confused filing system), brought out the variable speed drill I bought for her birthday (I still have a scar), and dug right in.
As with our vacuum cleaner, the snowblower’s belt can be reached through a panel. (My belt can be reached beneath the result of way too many cans of Mountain Dew.) I was actually able to put a new belt on the vacuum cleaner once, and it only took me three days. I figured in this case it had to be either the belt or the motor. When I realized the belt was on the opposite side of where most of the smoke came out, I got a bad feeling.
But we immediately saw the problem. Snow had gotten into the belt/pulley area, then melted a little, then froze solid, and the entire space was now packed with ice. We had to dig it out, then let the thing finish melting and dry off for a day.
It got a lot of snow on it when I used it, but in it?
In case any of you are as slow as I was: Our snowblower was killed BY SNOW.
But the belt was just fine. So after double checking it, we closed the panel back up, I plugged it in (outside), and pushed the button. It ran for three seconds and died, then smoke started coming out.
Two days later I hurt my back while using a snow shovel.
So I wrote this–again, perhaps ironically–with ice on my back, but my neighbor promised he’d take care of the snow removal. He has a normal sized, gas engine powered snowblower, but it still doesn’t sit right by me. I want to do stuff myself! But sometimes, I suppose, I have to admit I can’t anymore.
Which doesn’t mean I’m not in the market for a new snowblower. Also, as of November the lawn mower is working just fine.
At least, it was.

It blows when your snowblower doesn’t blow snow.
Don’t even get me started on what the vacuum cleaner doesn’t do.
User manuals only work for those who love in IKEAland.
You mean in the actual store, right? Because they sure don’t work in my house.