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Wrinkle Free

March 28, 2012March 28, 2012 Suzy Soro

Ironing is really overrated. People already point out my wrinkles and now my clothes match my face. God I hate everyone.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayaging, clothes, face, humor, wrinkles, youth

Trousers

July 18, 2011 Simon Ellinas

TRO– USERS ARE VERY interesting. I’m wearing a pair even as I type this. They are very useful for covering the lower parts of the body for those occasions when it is unsuitable to be […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Writersclothes, comedy, fun, funny, funny lists, funny stories, humor

Shirts

July 11, 2011July 11, 2011 Simon Ellinas

SHIRTS ARE A covering for the upper body for those of us not of the football hooligan fraternity who prefer to remain shirtless at all times. Two large rectangles of material cover the front and […]

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3 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Writersclothes, funny, humor, men

Dressing Up to Date

June 8, 2011June 8, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

I’m an unconcerned dresser. I get up in the morning, throw on gym shorts and a sweatshirt hoodie over the boxer shorts and t-shirt in which I slept, and think I’m presentable. It’s scary, but […]

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7 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Relationshipsclothes, dating, hoodies, humor, Jewish American PrincessnAP, skirts, tee shirts

Lady Garanimals: A Million Dollar Idea

May 19, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I love clothes, but I have to admit that when it comes to coordinating outfits, I am pretty much a disaster. Okay, I can match solids to prints, but I get lost when it comes […]

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13 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaccessories, clothes, garanimals, humor, million dollars, sales, shopping

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