Dear Lord, please forgive my impulsive action. It’s been two months. My three-year-old still doesn’t understand the concept of potty training and this seemed like a good idea at the time, Amen.
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted cousin that “Who is Queen Latifa and Sir Mix-a-Lot was not the correct answer to the Jeopardy question: Royal couple that recently toured the United States, […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my penny-pinching husband the absurdity of his thinking. When I told him our dishwasher died, his solution was to put the dirty dishes into our washer with our […]