Dear Lord, please forgive my impulsive action. It’s been two months. My three-year-old still doesn’t understand the concept of potty training and this seemed like a good idea at the time, Amen.
I MISS… Middle Age: It used to be that when asked my age on a survey, the options were something like this: 20-25 26-30 31-35 36-40 41-44 45-49 50-54 55-59 60-64 65-69 70-74 75-80 […]
1-year-old: *pees in the potty for the first time* Me: You’re a big girl now! 1: Yeah! Me: Rent is due on the 1st. Don’t be late. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2014 Me: […]
You will never see a face transition from total joy to utter shame faster than when a laughing toddler craps his pants.