Dear Lord, please forgive my impulsive action. It’s been two months. My three-year-old still doesn’t understand the concept of potty training and this seemed like a good idea at the time, Amen.
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive me for my bad behavior. When my brother’s obnoxious girlfriend bragged about how beautiful her new Celtic tattoo was I couldn’t resist telling her it […]
Dear Lord, forgive my night of drunken debauchery and please help me to remember why I have, “MUST BE THIS HEIGHT TO RIDE” tattooed across the back of my ass, Amen.