My husband finally decided to clean the tool shed windows when I was summoned outside:
Hubs: Poppet would you come outside please.
Me: Why?
Hubs: I need your artistic opinion.
Me: ——–?
Hubs: It’ll only take a second.
Me: Hmm, okay?
Hubs: [pointing to the bird poop on the shed window] doesn’t this look like an abstract art form?
Me: ———!?!
Me: [sarcastically speaking] Yes it does. I think it looks a lot like Jackson Pollock’s earlier work.
Hubs: . . . so it is crap, huh?
Me: Just clean the windows!
I think it’s a lost art, Poppet!
I agree Bill Y. However, the more I stare at it, it looks like a head shot of a drunken Big Foot!
I have some kitty footprints on my back door, which is mostly window glass. Does that count as art? I would love to have a reason not to wash my windows! 😉
Kitty paw art is acceptable Kathy! Now, bird crap that’s an entirely difference story! 😉
It’s like Frankie and Lulu’s window spit art. To me it’s beautiful, to others hardened saliva is disgusting. Go figure!
True Donna, but Frankie and Lulu are true artists! I think this work is called, “Birdque Diarrheaia” 😉
I think that beneath the design I can see the artist’s pane.
Is it art? I’m not sure—but it looks pretty slick to me.
LOL, Pane indeed Bill. A real pain in the glass!