Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please give me one good reason not to slap my redneck hunter husband. When I told him I wanted an alfresco candlelit Surf and Turf anniversary dinner I didn’t expect to be […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain yet again to my husband when I say I’m going shopping for the girls it’s for our twins Mandy and Madison and not shopping for push-up bras, Amen.  

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please explain to my late-night-chili-eating husband that it’s never ever a good idea to shake me wake at 3:00 AM just to tell me he dreamt he was married to Jennifer Lopez, lived […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my hayseed farmer husband for embarrassing me at a recent lunch with my city boss, when he was kind enough to invite him along. When he displayed an interest in visiting our […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind my wife not to annoy me while I’m watching NCIS.  “Can you kill the huge spider in the bath tub, I can’t reach the peaches on the top shelf  can you get them for me […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane.  After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]

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