Help me, Marty. You’re my only hope.

Striding across Randolph heading north on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue on my way to work one day in the early ’70s, a complete stranger (as opposed to an incomplete stranger) stopped me in the middle of […]
Like inevitability, some things are unavoidable. Thirsty Dave realized that vodka doesn’t freeze when he was 6 years into life. This was bound to happen sooner or later, it just so happened to happen sooner. […]
Like everybody, everywhere, my favorite film in all the world is Back to the Future. That film has nearly everything: experiments, big hair, music that’s 80’s-tastic, a DeLorean, Michael J Fox, the past, the present, […]
Subtlety is the best thing in the world. Subtlety is better than money, better than nanotechnology and better than the refinement of reasoning. I’ve lost count of the countless times I’ve been approached by people who do […]
Due to banal bouts of boredom, we jumped into the time machine and went to 1989 where we saw the fall of the Berlin Wall. It was big. We then headed to 1984 where we […]