Help me, Marty. You’re my only hope.

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Your Gradience! What Radiant Gradient Hair!

Striding across Randolph heading north on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue on my way to work one day in the early ’70s, a complete stranger (as opposed to an incomplete stranger) stopped me in the middle of […]

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No, no, no, no, no, this sucker’s electrical.

They said Bill Y couldn’t bring Christmas sweaters back to the future. They were wrong:

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Bob Marley

Like inevitability, some things are unavoidable. Thirsty Dave realized that vodka doesn’t freeze when he was 6 years into life. This was bound to happen sooner or later, it just so happened to happen sooner. […]

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The one thing Back to the Future doesn’t have.

Like everybody, everywhere, my favorite film in all the world is Back to the Future. That film has nearly everything: experiments, big hair, music that’s 80’s-tastic, a DeLorean, Michael J Fox, the past, the present, […]

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The subtle difference between 2 and 1.

Subtlety is the best thing in the world. Subtlety is better than money, better than nanotechnology and better than the refinement of reasoning. I’ve lost count of the countless times I’ve been approached by people who do […]

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“I see what you did there” said Big Brother to the rest of us.

Due to banal bouts of boredom, we jumped into the time machine and went to 1989 where we saw the fall of the Berlin Wall. It was big. We then headed to 1984 where we […]

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