Your Gradience! What Radiant Gradient Hair!

Striding across Randolph heading north on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue on my way to work one day in the early ’70s, a complete stranger (as opposed to an incomplete stranger) stopped me in the middle of […]

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The greatest love story of all time involves shoes. No surprise there, then.

Only twice have I forgotten what Jill Y looks like and Grandma knows it won’t happen again:

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Unicorn Bites 9/28/13

Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A […]

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Eight Reasons Why I Would Have Made a Great Fairy Tale Princess if Someone Had Only Given Me the Chance

1. I could sing “Someday My Prince Will Come” in the original key. I still can. 2. I could do a slow two-step waltz that was pretty respectable – well, at least as long as […]

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