Dear Lord, please help me keep a straight face when I reprimand my 6-year-old son for telling his 4-year-old brother that eating a jar full of fireflies would make him a glow in the dark […]
Today I got home early enough to learn that I have a third child! Who knew? She’s cute and perky and called me Daddertat, and asked me “why are you so bald?” a lot, so […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my not-so-smart hormone driven high school son when his sexy blond home room teacher announced she’d be prepping them for her S.A.T. His response, “She’s already got a […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for the wretched things I say about my dear mother behind her back. Why, oh why, in the world would she name me Eatan after marrying my dad whose last […]
Dear Lord, please explain to my overprotective dad when mom asks him to take out the trash not to escort my biker boyfriend to the curb with a black plastic bag over his head, Amen.