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Author: Michelle Nugent

Writer and perpetually single girl living and working in the Philadelphia suburbs. Almost always the butt of my own jokes.

Allegedly Sweet Things Said to Me by Children

August 18, 2016 Michelle Nugent

(From a four year old preschooler, explaining why she needed to wear a “bra” (bathing suit top) under her shirt) “I need it so I can have big boobies like Miss Michelle.” (From a six […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Funchildren, cute, kids, kids say the darndest things, out of the mouths of babes, teaching

Cultural Inappropriation

July 22, 2016 Michelle Nugent

Friends, I try. I live in a city known for its thriving arts scene, and I want to be the type of person who takes full advantage of the availability of theater, concerts, museums, et […]

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Talking Dirty After Thirty

July 13, 2016 Michelle Nugent

Dating in your twenties is all about the excitement. Or about how good of a story you can get out of it. But by thirty, you really just want to be with someone who gets […]

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5 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsnerd love, relationship goals, relationships, talking dirty

Meeting Celebrities (And Other Things I Shouldn’t Do)

July 8, 2016 Michelle Nugent

The year: 2013. The place: Pennsylvania Convention Center. The event: Comic-Con. Tens of thousands of sweaty nerds in varying degrees and aspects of geekdom, holed up in a massive, poorly ventilated hall, many of them […]

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The Limitations of Friendship

July 6, 2016July 7, 2016 Michelle Nugent

If you are awake of your own volition at 12:59 a.m., and with the understanding you are not hustling to make that money, it is advised that you find the nearest available bed, couch, or […]

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