(Yes, I know it’s not Friday but hey I’m getting old and forgetful)
Dear Lord, please do not judge me for my rude behavior. When our pastor proclaimed that Jesus turned water into wine I casually asked, “Bottled or Boxed?” The congregation was not amused. Amen
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The congregations should be both amused and hydrated.
Some were amused Bill Y, and the hydrated people, well let’s just say the empty box was refilled and it wasn’t wine! 😉
Yeah, I’d have laughed.
I did Mark. Sadly, the guy behind me asked when the “chugging” would begin. We were asked to leave. 🙂
I think it was a valid question Deb. I often thought if it was red or white!
Same here Donna. However, because I’m always on a diet I wished he’d turned the water into sparkling water – fewer calories. 😉
Well, I would have laughed — and probably received some dirty looks from people around me.
Sometimes I forget my Catholic school upbringing, and the funny girl in me comes out.
Kathy, I also asked if they were serving crackers and cheese with the wine? No response. 🙁
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