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Friday Humor Devotional

August 5, 2016

corporal1Dear Lord, please forgive my outburst of profanity towards my cat and her sadistic sense humor.  I put on my favorite pair of Sunday church shoes only to find a dead mouse she’d dropped into them.  It wasn’t funny! However, she found my apoplectic attempts to kick the shoe off quite amusing.  Amen










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Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. August 6, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    This can be a new ID Channel Show: When Cats go Bad! LOL

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 6, 2016 at 3:41 pm

      LOL,yes Donna! And the bad cats can be banished to Al-CAT-raz!

  2. Bill Spencer
    August 6, 2016 at 6:38 am

    She thought you said, “Let us prey.”

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 6, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      I will pray for her prey, but not for evil Fat cat! No one sits on my couch and mocks me! 😉

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    August 6, 2016 at 6:01 am

    I’m going to ask you a question Debs and I want you to think carefully before you answer: Are you sure that’s a cat?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 6, 2016 at 3:28 pm

      Yes Bill Y, she’s a cat, a fat cat, an evil cat that thinks its funny to scare the bejeeesus out of me!

  4. August 5, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    At least your cat does her part around the house and kills mice. My cat would probably half-kill the mouse, then call for me to come and finish the job.

    Fortunately for both of us, we don’t get mice here, just occasional bugs.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 6, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      There are times she catches one and shows it off. Thank goodness she didn’t play tooth fairy and leave it on our pillows! Ewww!

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