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Friday Humor Devotional

July 22, 2016

pew-450x253Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member.  While singing a hymen  hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. Knowing a bit of sign language I signed I’m sorry.  He signed back that I could eat his shirt and kiss his aunt.  At least that what I think he signed?  Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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10 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. July 25, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    You can say it to me: I’m just as off key, without a good reason.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 26, 2016 at 10:35 am

      Mark, I would never, ever ask you to sing a “hymen”, no matter how off-key you were. Now a hymn, perhaps. 😉

  2. July 23, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    You can always find something funny to write about church. I wonder if our priests, ministers, rabbis, imams and gurus realize this! Hehe! 😀

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 24, 2016 at 11:59 am

      I hope they do Kathy or like Johnny Cash would say I’m going to burn, burn, burn in a ring of fire. But like painter Bob Ross would say, “There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.” Amen! 😉

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    July 23, 2016 at 8:36 am

    And Bill Spencer your answer had me “broken” up in laughter!

  4. Bill Y Ledden
    July 23, 2016 at 6:16 am

    I’m going to ask the question that many want to know the answer to, Debs – how does someone sing a hymen?

    • Bill Spencer
      July 23, 2016 at 8:23 am

      Answer: verrry carefully

      • July 23, 2016 at 6:34 pm

        Bill Spencer gets the prize here for the funniest comment! ROFLMAO!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 23, 2016 at 8:33 am

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HATE auto correct, but in this case I’m leaving it in with the correction because I think it’s funnier than the original post, LOL!!!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 24, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      I don’t know Bill Y but always remember to use a condom when singing a hymen! 😉

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