Friday Humor Devotional

pew-450x253Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member.  While singing a hymen  hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. Knowing a bit of sign language I signed I’m sorry.  He signed back that I could eat his shirt and kiss his aunt.  At least that what I think he signed?  Amen.

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10 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

    1. Mark, I would never, ever ask you to sing a “hymen”, no matter how off-key you were. Now a hymn, perhaps. 😉

    1. I hope they do Kathy or like Johnny Cash would say I’m going to burn, burn, burn in a ring of fire. But like painter Bob Ross would say, “There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.” Amen! 😉

  1. I’m going to ask the question that many want to know the answer to, Debs – how does someone sing a hymen?

    1. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HATE auto correct, but in this case I’m leaving it in with the correction because I think it’s funnier than the original post, LOL!!!

    2. I don’t know Bill Y but always remember to use a condom when singing a hymen! 😉

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