Tag: Dear Lord

Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please explain to our dimwitted redneck neighbor that using plastic milk jugs as floating pool toys only works after you drink the milk, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please forgive me for sucker punching my husband at the dinner table. When I asked how he spent his day off, I thought he said he’d spent hours online looking at porn shops, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please tell my grandparents the trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is not a presidential campaign ad, Amen

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my grandfather that “Nicki Minaj” is a pop singer and not a new euphemism for having quickie sex with three people.

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