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Doing Shots With The Doc

June 18, 2014
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Doctor: Everything checks out fine Deb. You’re in great shape for your age.

Me: For your age?  Eh, thanks doc.  Anything else or can I hobble out of here on my walker.

Doctor:  Hah, you’re funny! Nope, you’re good to go.  Hey Deb would you like a Shingles shot?

Me: HELL YEAH, doing Shingles shots in the doctor’s office . . . how cool is this!

Nurse: Grabs my left arm and stabs me with a 2-inch needle, then slaps a Scooby Doo band aid on me.

Me: Ouch, I thought a Shingles shot was a new designer drink. Stupid Chicken Pox!

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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10 Responses to Doing Shots With The Doc

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    June 20, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    I keep asking my doctor for a Shingles shot, and can never get one. I guess she’s a teetotaler!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      June 21, 2014 at 11:58 am

      I tell ya’ Kathy, I’d rather do shots of tea than get one of those shots . . . it really hurt. Maybe she was Nurse Maleficent’s sister? 😉

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    June 19, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    You’re a million percent right Deb. It is a designer drink. If you’re in the market, I know a certain thirsty individual who can hook you up!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      June 20, 2014 at 2:12 pm

      Brilliant, eh how much does a case of Shingles shots go for these days and does the thirsty one take travelers checks?

  3. Robert Sneed
    June 19, 2014 at 11:30 am

    I am more partial to the “liquid” shot! That surely would keep the chicken pox virus in a “happy” mood and too laid back to care!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      June 20, 2014 at 2:10 pm

      I totally agree Roberto! A drunken chicken pox is a happy chicken pox

  4. June 18, 2014 at 11:43 pm

    I think you are on to something that would make a visit to the doctor much more enjoyable. I might even go more often, like every Friday.

    “Why yes, I will knock back a shot before that reflex test, and thank you.”
    “Yes, I do have time for a quick shot before that flu shot.”
    “What? A shot of Jack before my digital exam? You betcha!”

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      June 19, 2014 at 9:32 am

      You are definitely on to something Forrest, I think they should have mini-bottles in the frig where they store the flu shots.

  5. June 18, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    If you had a case of shingles why didn’t you save me a bottle? I know that’s as old as the hills.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      June 19, 2014 at 9:30 am

      LOL, it never gets old Billy!



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