Unicorn Bites 5/28/14
There’s nothing like a tricked-out Honda Civic to let the world know you were too busy being a badass to finish high school. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 28, 2014 “How loud do I have […]
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Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Was Thinking Last Night After Conceding
10. What was I thinking? Nobody wants a president named Mitt. 9. I should’ve promised everyone who voted for me I’d buy them a pony. 8. In hindsight, that Win A Dream Date With Mitt […]