Unicorn Bites #566
4-year-old: Can I get out of timeout? Me: What did you learn? 4: Don’t get caught. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 20, 2014 Judge: On the charge of murder, how do you plead? Me: He […]
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Unicorn Bites #547
A group of lions is called a pride. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of NASCAR fans is called a trailer park. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2014 We’d have […]
Make Vote Buying Fun for the Whole Family
The campaign spending season is in full swing with well-funded politicians claiming that an enemy victory will result in a plague of locusts o’er the land. (It won’t happen at my home. I […]
Paul De Lancey Answers Questions on Tasteful Murders
A few weeks ago, we profiled Tasteful Murders, an anthology edited by the very talented Candace C Bowen and our own comic chef Paul De Lancey. I gave both Candace and Paul the same set […]
The Recipe for Tasteful Murders: Q & A with Candace C. Bowen
We excerpted Tasteful Murders, a fun and frightening anthology, and this book kicked off our Humor Meets Horror Month on Humoroutcasts.com. Since the response was so enthusiastic, we thought we would do a Q & […]
Bad Artist #4, Murder
Posted on September 12, 2014 by pauldelancey Edit Ah, the good old days. – Paul the Bad Artist P.S. I decided this didn’t go under the “good clean fun” category. Check out my latest […]
Bad Artist Funny #1
Another reason to take economics in college. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As an e-book on Nook or on my […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Paul De Lancey
I loved having Paul De Lancey on HumorOutcasts Radio. If anyone fits the description of a Renaissance Man, it is this gentleman. Not only does he possess a PhD in Economics, but he cooks, has […]
Unicorn Bites 1/25/14
Hey, scientists: If wizards and spells aren’t real, then explain magic markers. *scientists’ heads explode* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 25, 2014 My 3-year-old said, “Daddy, when you die, can I wear makeup?” If the […]