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What I’m Giving Up For Lent

March 21, 2025 Paul De Lancey

Didn’t keep his vows I am giving up lutefisk and mushrooms for Lent. I have foresworn lutefisk and mushrooms every Lenten season. I have never failed my vow. I have never yielded to temptation. Perhaps […]

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What Happens to Impatient Catholic Girls?

August 3, 2013August 3, 2013 Theresa Wiza

Picture a religious ceremony for a Catholic 6th grade class. Every item of food sitting on plates in front of each student represents something (sorry, I don’t remember why we had the ceremony and I […]

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