Wearing them by the fridge
That right. On National Pajamas Day, you may wear your pjs anywhere.
You may wear them indoors.
You may wear them on a base.
You may wear them just in case.
You may wear them when at work.
You may wear them with a clerk.
You may wear them when at school.
You may wear them by the pool.
You may wear them on a bridge.
You may wear them by the fridge.
You may wear them ANYWHERE.
But only for today.
Then the gray banality of the world will return with a vengeance.
Make the most of National Pajamas Day.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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