This has been a tough few days for me, full of massive headaches, eternal other pains, and dark forboding. I imagine it’s been the same for much of the country. If only our country could take one pain pill. It would have to be big; we have over 300 million heads. Likewise the size of the glass of the water needed to wash down the pill would have to be huge as well, perhaps the size of the Empire State Building
What can we do to ease our headaches?
By doing something to make us happy, something to make us better people.
Being clean makes us happy. And cleanliness is next to godliness. And who doesn’t desire that?
We get clean by taking showers. But what if we’re unhappy at work? What if we’re sad several times a day? We certainly can’t take twenty showers a day.
So, what can we do? We look at something that’s clean.
We must gaze at something that is as clean as a bean. What is as clean as that?
A BEAN!
You need to see #43
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?
Bean there.