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How to Swear in French

August 31, 2024 Paul De Lancey

  Hi, gentle readers, people often ask me, “How I do I say, ‘Go feck yourself’ in French? As always, I’m happy to address my readers’ concerns. Also, I’ve just come from an appointment for […]

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Fun With MRIs

December 21, 2013December 21, 2013 Kathy Minicozzi

Many people go into panic mode when they think of getting an MRI. To them, it’s like being stuck in a locked coffin with a jackhammer being piped in. I have never had that problem. […]

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Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter

May 4, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter so let’s laugh at it right now. Jill Y recently went for a scan. She forgot to relieve herself before the procedure and an accident ensued. […]

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Finding “Oh,God!” in an MRI Scanner

January 27, 2012May 31, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Two news items crawled across the top of my laptop screen, one right after the other: 1) Cher is not dead and 2) Why I made myself orgasm in an MRI scanner.  Which shall I […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, RelationshipsCher, Gypsies, humor, MRI, Rutgers, sex research, Tramps and Thieves, twitter

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