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Twitter Rules: Friends and Followers

August 13, 2013August 14, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

  Let me preface this post by saying that in the past three years, I have met some wonderful people on Twitter. In fact, some of these people I count among my closest friends. However, […]

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The subtle difference between the English and German languages

October 19, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

My good friend German Mickey O’Flanagan has been teaching me how to speak German. I’m not really good at learning, preferring not to learn whenever possible. German Mick has a way with words and is […]

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8 CommentsFictionBill Y, Bill Y Ledden, english, funny, german, humor, humour, I can say with hand on whatever side your heart is supposed to be on that he is an amazing teacher. I know I've a lot to learn but I already feel like I know a fair bit, I slept with your soster. I messed up. But I still love you. Can we move past this?, My good friend German Mickey O'Flanagan has been teaching me how to speak German. I'm not really good at learning, preferring not to learn whenever possible. German Mick has a way with words and is an excellent teacher. He makes everything easy to understand and if you're thinking about learning German, The subtle difference between the English and German languages

Americans Named Worst Tourists for a Reason

March 7, 2012March 7, 2012 Neal Mayhem

“Americans: world’s worst tourists”. Americans couldn’t be reached for comment as they were busy yelling at cab drivers to “SPEAK ENGLISH!”

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Our Chilluns Isn’t Learnins Stuffs

January 24, 2012 Neal Mayhem

This new survey scares me, because I want today’s kids to get SMARTER, faster. After all, they’re going to be ccooking up my fries and doing my dry cleaning one day. So, I want them […]

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