How many times has this happened to you? You go to the store to get milk, tomatoes, cheese, lettuce, and other perishables. Will you work all these foods into wholesome meals for your family before your produce and such pass their expiration dates and go bad? No. But still you try. You find yourself concocting ever wilder meals in your race to use up all your perishables. Remember your avocado, peach, lettuce, tomato, kale, sour cream, sausage link cobbler?
If only there were a word to describe this race. And now we have.
TODAY’S AWESOME WORD
EXPIRACE
Awesome entry #41
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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Is this one of those first past the post races or is there an electoral college involved?
Psssst…I’m one of those legends who has close to average intelligence and I don’t understand the electoral college thingy.
Finally a race I’m a contender in.