How many thousands of times has this happened to you? You take a frozen package out of the freezer. You take the food out of the package. You then throw the packaging into the trash bin. Oops. You haven’t read the instructions, have you?
So, you fish the package out of the trash bin. And you leave it until you’ve followed all the instructions.
We need phrases for both these scenarios.
And now there are:
TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASES
Trash Read and Retrash Read
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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I like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary.
When you reach reretrash read level, you start to question things like your life choices.