Wisdom for Dummies
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Wisdom for Dummies
There’s been a plastic bag tangled in the cottonwood tree outside my dining room window for more than six months. Based on my research on plastic, there’s a good chance it will outlast the tree. […]
Don’t Sit Under the Litter Tree
The diversity of life forms on this planet is beyond awe-inspiring. Life forms include trees. I believe I have discovered a new species of tree, right outside my apartment window. Horticulturists don’t believe my reports. […]
The Travel Grouch’s Guide To Not Sucky Vacationing
Dear Travel Grouch, Vacationing is getting less and less pleasant every year. While I used to be able to peacefully admire the scenery, now I can’t even get to the scenic point because of hordes […]