4-year-old: There’s a shark in my closet. Me: He’d die without water 4: Then he’s a ghost shark Me: *stays the hell away from the closet* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 7, 2014 Therapist: Before […]
It’s been sweltering hot the last few days. I A) have no air conditioning except in my bedroom — a room so chaotic, it’s hard to find the bed; B) am pathologically attached to my living room; C) am on the sixth and top […]
Did you ever wonder what your therapist is thinking? A therapist myself, I’ll disclose some things she probably won’t tell you: There are weeks you have it more together than she does. She sometimes battles the urge to […]
Hey Brad, It’s the middle of the night and I’m wide awake. I should go clean out the fridge or twist myself into some yoga poses, but I’m emailing you instead. How goes the search for Vivian’s birthday present? I think a handbag is better than hockey tickets, if you ever […]
If one’s quality of life can be somehow measured by how many times one’s therapist visibly cringes, I’m in a shitload of trouble.