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Yes, I Did Take This Photo. Yes, I Still Have Both My Legs.

February 15, 2024February 15, 2024 rfreed

I was at the beach in an area where they had fresh water crocodiles on the Oaxacan coast in southern Mexico. I thought if I could find a place where the fresh water came to […]

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2 CommentsFictioncrocodiles, crocs, fresh water crocodiles, human bait, Mexico, Oaxaca State, Ventinalillo

Remember Folk, When Visiting Another Country Please Be Nice And Try Not To Run Over Their Pets!

February 12, 2024 rfreed
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Fictioncrocodiles, crocs, freshwater crocs, Oaxaca State, Ventallito

Crocs are Still a Thing!

September 23, 2021September 23, 2021 Karen Galatz
Crocs are still a thing

Last night, in bunion distress, I tossed out the last of my chic pointy high heels. My achy feet rejoiced, but my stylish soul cried out in despair. Later, seeking new comfortable shoes to buy, […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleaches and pains, crocs, footwear, getting older, shoes

What to Plant on Naked Gardening Day

April 30, 2016 Stan Silliman

WHAT TO PLANT ON NAKED GARDENING DAY As God made you, you’re dabbling with your dibblesticks, gardening in the buff on May 7th, Naked Gardening Day, but what do you plant? Yes, we at Silliman […]

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1 CommentFictionAmaranth, aphids, Butt mushroom, cacti, clitoria, crocs, honeydew, Naked Gardening Day

Where Have My High Heels Gone?

April 12, 2012April 12, 2012 Suzy Soro

I wore heels every single day I lived in NYC and didn’t own one pair of jeans. Now I’m just one shopping spree away from Crocs.

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7 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycrocs, feet, high heels, humor

Decrocked

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Richard Spall

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been one month since my last confession. Yes, this is the season for uncovered transgressions. Though this one was not revealed by my wife or a […]

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6 CommentsLifestylecrocs, dads, daughters, school, shoes

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