Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I examined Mrs. Johnson before her delivery of quadruplets. I sure hope one of them comes out wearing a diamond-studded Rolex or my wife is going to murder me for losing my 10th Wedding Anniversary […]
Tag: doctors
How to confuse an idiot
I’m a confused idiot. I thought it was funny. Jill Y didn’t think it was funny but she doesn’t even think Monty Python is funny. Scurvy Jane thought it was funny. Sugartastic Daddy John thought […]
Are You Serious? Nipples Can Fall Off?
Here is something that should make women quake with fear: Women who smoke before or after breast lift surgery run the risk of their nipples turning black and falling off. And before anyone asks – […]
You Got THAT Pierced?
My family tells me I attract weird people. In my defense, it’s not that I attract them as friends; it is more that they feel the need to tell me their life stories within the […]
Look, But You Better Not Touch
Well, there is no delicate way to discuss this topic. I came across it while looking at a website for vitamins and natural supplements. Staring before me was a health and wellness page about this […]
The Day Jane Fell Out of Her Chair
My friend, Jane, walked into the doctor’s office. When the doctor walked in, he greeted his old friend, “Hello, Jane. How are you doing today?” “Well, I’ve been better,” Jane said. “What’s wrong? I noticed […]