My Heart, Be Steel
March Fifth is my eleventh wedding anniversary, so I checked and found out the traditional gift for that particular landmark is … steal. So I gave Emily a license plate. I don’t know what I’m […]
March Fifth is my eleventh wedding anniversary, so I checked and found out the traditional gift for that particular landmark is … steal. So I gave Emily a license plate. I don’t know what I’m […]
Dear Lord, I examined Mrs. Johnson before her delivery of quadruplets. I sure hope one of them comes out wearing a diamond-studded Rolex or my wife is going to murder me for losing my 10th Wedding Anniversary […]