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Spicer’s 19th Nervous Breakdown

May 17, 2017

“What the . . . ?”

Reporter:  Sean, was President Trump aware that he was being deceitful regarding his meeting with the Russians Diplomats and divulging classified information?

Spicer: I believe he was telling the truth about his deceitful comments about classified information, then again he talks so much bull $**t every time he opens his mouth it’s hard to figure out his $**ty presidential agenda.  I mean come on, he’s bats**t crazy!  You know it, I know it.

Reporter: uh, what?

Spicer:  I, I, I, I  . . . to be honest don’t give a $**t, I don’t know, I’m tired, please make it stop.  My head is about to explode.  Does that answer your question!? You know something Mr. $**ty Mc$**tface reporter, I don’t care!

Reporter: —-

Reporter: Oooookay.  Sean, you seem confused and stressed. I have chewable sedatives. Would you like one?

Spicer:  YES! I mean no, not yes, I mean . . .  you better stop, look around, here it comes,
here comes it’s just my nineteenth nervous breakdown.

Reporter: Sean, you do realize you’re quoting an old Rolling Stones song.

Spicer:  REALLY! Well, pardon me while I kiss the sky.  This is what it sounds like when doves cry!

Reporter: If my memory serves me correctly that would be Jimi Hendrix and Prince.  You’re just reciting songs lyrics Sean.

Spicer: —-

Reporter: —-

Spicer: Hey, how about you try making up daily $**ty excuses for this guy! That’s it, no more questions. I’m done. Goodbye yellow brick road!

Reporter: Sean that’s Elton J . . . never mind.


Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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6 Responses to Spicer’s 19th Nervous Breakdown

  1. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    May 21, 2017 at 2:53 am

    It’s hard to look cool with your head up your a$$.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 21, 2017 at 9:35 am

      With the new POTUS’s Repeal and Replace of the Affordable Health Care Bill Y, it no longer covers head/a$$ extractions. 😉

  2. May 18, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    I bow to you, for you have hit the nail on the head and bonked all of us with the frying pan of reality. 😉

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 19, 2017 at 2:12 pm

      Kathy, Stevie Wonder and Andrea Bocelli can see this dude is one step away from a psychotic breakdown! Poor Spicy 🙁

  3. Lisa
    May 18, 2017 at 4:31 am

    Bingo! Once again, Deb nailed it!!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 19, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      Lisa, it won’t be long before we find Sean Spicer hiding in a White House closet with his hands over his eyes, lol!

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