Wisdom for Dummies
After that airport announcement “Passenger Joe Schmo! Flight number 123 is boarding. Doors will close in 3 minutes,” don’t you want to know if he made it? I think they should say, “Great job, Joe!” […]
Tag: travel humor
Shortcut to Urubamba
Would you like to think globally but stay locally? Then you should follow in my footsteps. I got the benefits of trotting the globe without the risks and hassles. Instead of being a world traveler, […]
You Have The Obligation To Remain Silent
A woman was thrown off an Amtrak train a while back for gabbling loudly on her cell phone for 16 hours straight while riding in the quiet car. I learned about it when my pal […]
Airline Passengers! Is There A Right To Recline?
It’s called the Knee Defender. But I prefer to think of it as the Schmuck Identifier. It was dreamed up by a tall man who was tired of getting his knees slammed whenever the person […]
Is This Seat Taken?
A single woman should regard every train ride as an opportunity, I once read in one of those “How to Find A Boyfriend” books. “When boarding the train, don’t take the first available seat,“ the […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my caffeine deprived British husband for his brief lapse in judgment when he pulled over and asked an overweight South Carolina Sheriff, “Excuse me, and don’t take this the wrong way, […]